| me: | (out shopping, looking all fly with my Marvel comics tote bag featuring several characters) |
| dude: | nice bag. |
| me: | thanks. (keeps on shopping) |
| dude: | do you even know who all those characters are? |
| me: | uh... yeah? |
| dude: | ok then, who's that guy? (points at a character on the bag) |
| me: | |
| me: | wait, are you asking me to prove that I'm enough of a fan enough to carry this bag? |
| dude: | (smirks) that's what I thought. He's called the Silver Surfer. I bet you don't even know his real name. |
| me: | does it matter? (starts to edge away before I start punching throats) |
| dude: | psh, you're not a real fan. |
| me: | |
| me: | (slowly unsheathing my Wolverine claws) |
| me: | how many pairs of chromosomes do humans contain in their cells? |
| dude: | uh... what? |
| me: | explain the function of cellular mitosis? |
| dude: | |
| me: | what is the purpose of myelin sheath with regards to the formation of new neural pathways? |
| dude: | what are you even talking about? |
| me: | oh, well it seemed that you were implying that if I don't know as much about the Marvel universe as you do, then I can't possibly be considered a real fan. This is me implying that because you don't know as much about the human body as I do, you can't possibly be considered a real human being. |
| dude: | |
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| dude: | |
| dude: | Um, I... wow. You're right. Have a nice day. (starts to shuffle away) |
| me: | his name is Norrin Radd. |
| dude: | (looks extremely embarrassed) |
A Sex Video That Will Surprise You - Girls Going Wild in the Red Light District
Keep watching till the very end. It’s bloody brilliant, not to mention very moving.well that certainly shot me right through the heart.
Hah, the faces on the men when they saw the message.
It’s good to see sex workers standing up for the rights of trafficking victims.
men creep me out. But this was really great.
Their faces…
Seriously, do take 1:41 and watch this. Wow.
UGH THIS WAS AMAZING these girls are my heroes. A brilliant way to bring attention to trafficking.
That was incredibly powerful. Wow.
THIS IS THE BEST THING IVE EVER SEEN
I love how fucking shocked they are at the end, how quiet they immediately get
Their faces. OMG their faces…and some of these men probably visit that district on occasion and don’t even THINK…
wow.
(via agrund)
